Goodness me! Agents keep ringing me to see if I want to act in their plays and films. I’m retired! But there are plenty of fine actresses (yes, I know they call everyone “actor” now, as of we were all gender neutral… I ask you, who shall play Juliet in such a circumstance!). Since you so cordially queried, here are some of the casts of my play, Welfarewell, including the stellar actresses [sic!] who played yours truly:
West Mifflin High School
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
April 28 and 29, 2011
directed by Melissa Prutz
Esmerelda Quipp
Rebecca Mamaeff
H.B. (Honey Bunch Hackett)
Heaven Bobo
Val
Carrie Gleason
Penelope Farthingale
Theresa Sherlock
Dottie Ramsbottom
Autumn Melvin-Britton
Alfred David
D.J. Burroughs
Jennifer Doer
Maura McGuire
Gladys Symmington-Bukovitch
Eboni Bowers
Judge Julius
Janell Prysock
Mildred McGonigle
Autumn Melvin-Britton
Landlord
Mario Harden
Bank Teller #1
Omari Kirkland
Bank Teller #2
Claudia Erb
Bank Teller #3
Bryan Merritt
Bank Customer
Mario Harden
Court Room Observers
Omari Kirkland, Claudia Erb, Eboni Bowers, Bryan Merrit
Bailiff
Mario Harden
Chef
Mario Harden
English Drama Group
Kleines Theater
Salzburg, Austria
May 30 to June 4, 2001
and in Vienna
June 11, 2011
directed by Michael Darmanin
Esmerelda Quipp
Sandra Pendlebury Laing
Kevin Bailey
Martina Landl
Sara Wagner
Celine von Garben
Natascha Fuka
Tina Kaltseis
Laura Lindahl
Rebecca Jelbert
Jimmy Laing
Britta Viktoria Opatz
Mona Lobendanz